Be prepared for some very funny facebook status ideas below. These funny facebook quotes are great ideas for your fb status! This is a great way for facebook updates, getting all your friends involved in your best facebook status. Simply choose the funny facebook status ideas below that you want, and copy it to your facebook for some great funny statuses, these will have all your friends in tears of laughter!
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How do monsters tell their future? They read their horrorscope…
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The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
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I’ll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly.
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Dear algebra, stop making me find your X! She’s not coming back….Sincerely, Student.
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Thinks that if your status says Its complicated then you should stop kidding yourself and change it to single.
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Karaoke bars combine two of the world’s great evils: People who shouldn’t drink and people who shouldn’t sing.
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I’d like to help you out, which way did you come in?
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LIKE IF you magically turn into a Ninja when your phone is ringing in another room, racing to answer it on time.
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People liking my status from a week ago on Facebook proves that I have stalkers.
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Insomnia is very common. Try not to lose any sleep over it.
