Not sure what to write on your facebook status? Not to worry! We put together a list of the funniest Facebook statuses. These hilarious statuses will have you crying with laughter!
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Never make eye contact whilst eating a banana
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Some days you just don’t have enough middle fingers!
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I wouldn’t need Facebook if there was a website that just told me whether or not my exes got fat.
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I sleep better naked…why can’t the flight attendant understand this?
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is color blind and trying to solve a rubiks cube… This could take a while…
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feels like getting some work done…and so is sitting down until the feeling passes.
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is so proud after a jigsaw puzzle in just 6 months.. and the box said 2-4 years.
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just received a coupon in the mail: Buy one sock, get one FREE! While socks last.
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would rather check her Facebook than face her checkbook.
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Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.
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Statistically 5/4 of people have trouble with fractions.
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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial muscles.
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Top Tip Of The Week: When going through airport customs and you are asked “do you have any firearms with you?” do not reply “what do you need?”
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is a cross dresser. Deciding what to wear can get me angry
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So a dyslexic guy walks into a bra…
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Was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said “Parking Fine”
Which one was your favorite? Got any more? Let us know!
